I Was Trifling When I Met Her Now Im Trifling Again
Lauryn Hill'south name won't stop coming upward lately and it hasn't been for anything music-related, which is a shame. Wyclef Jean is releasing his autobiography, and folks got a sneak peek at it and got some quotables. One of the things he addresses is his deep thing with Lauryn Loma, which led to the eventual breakdown of the Fugees. And so the MARRIED Wyclef idea he was the dad to Lauryn's first kid, Zion. Then he found out he wasn't. And and so he was salty about information technology.
So he has earned this sternly-worded letter.
Dear Wyclef,
And then about this autobiography y'all're coming out with. I wanna know who encouraged it and figured the public would give a damb. No shade (which really means all of the shade), Clef, but I doubt at that place's a huge demand for a volume well-nigh your life. Unless information technology's ALL near Lauryn, of course, which is what this publicity blitz on your volume has been all about.
Your book is chosen Purpose: An Immigrant's Story but to exist honest, the only thing that makes me want to read it is the chapter on you and Lauryn'due south dear affair. THAT IS ALL. However, since the Salon has posted a long excerpt of that, I don't fifty-fifty need to. WIN. You should have merely called the book Hoe-meo and Juliet: The Wyclef and Lauryn Saga and information technology might be a best-seller.
First, I want to cheers for ONE thing. And that is the vocal "Ex-factor" by Lauryn. Your aint-shitness spurred her to write that awesome vocal, and about 15 years later, we still get LIFE from it. And then you become kudos for beingness the shady muse there. But likewise that, I wanted to allow you know that there'south a seat somewhere waiting for your occupation.
Every bit I read the piece on Salon.com, so many things hit me. But most of all is the fact that you're Really not virtually that life. You had this deep 'lationship with Lauryn, while talmbout how much y'all honey your girl, Claudinette. Earlier you fifty-fifty got joined in wedded glory, you and Lau'northward were doing the Southside Slippery Slide and being each others' muses and all that other stuff that woulda been cute if you weren't a taken man. Simply yous even so managed to get married. AND LAURYN WAS THERE. Talmbout:
"My father married Claudinette and me in his church building and Lauryn was at that place at the anniversary, the reception, all of it — and that was definitely heavy. Lauryn respected the day so there was no confrontation considering I'd told her that I'd made up my mind and that was it. Of course later, when we were on the road over again, I vicious dorsum into indulging myself with her."
SCANDAL! And so your mistress was at your wedding. Doing what, might I ask? Sir! I SAY SIR. Word? That'southward what you were on? Talk about some ginormous balls. And I'grand looking at Ms. Hill too sideways for accepting the invitation to your wedding. Both of yous are l shades of trifling for this. 50 WHOLE SHADES OF TRIFLING. And then y'all kept getting it in. WOMPPP!
And so, this piece on the Grio mentions how you idea Lauryn's first babe, Zion was yours. And finding out he wasn't meant "she could no longer be my muse. Our love spell was broken." Ummm… y'all damb pagan. Your dear spell shouldn't accept had a risk to be cleaved because it shouldn't have been cypher merely a Victoria's Secret body spray to brainstorm with! Republic of chile, iCan't.
Similar many women, Lauryn makes terrible decisions on the men she gives her middle to. I've already written her a letter talmbout how Rohan ain't worth a penny with a hole in it. And her attraction to men who aren't technically single is something worth exploring on Dr. Drew's couch on VH1 but that's for another 24-hour interval.
Just you, Mr. Jean. Y'all're also proof of her bad determination-making, and to notation information technology all in a book in this matter-of-fact way… LAWD.
And your wife still stands by you today. I ain't in nobody's marriage bed but girl, ok. Wonders shall never finish.
I'm not due east'em gon talk about how I don't understand Lauryn's huge attraction to your shaky-voiced self. MMHMMM. And I'm still shading you for that whole Yele Haiti debacle but that's besides the point.
But I do wanna know something. Wyclef, how you gon win when you ain't right within?
Yours in farthermost side-eyedom,
LuvBug
What practice y'all remember of this Wyclef foolishness? And whatchu call up of Lauryn at present?
Source: https://awesomelyluvvie.com/2012/09/dear-wyclef-jean-you-are-50-shades-of-trifling-for-this-lauryn-thing.html
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